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Saturday 22 March 2014

What To Do When You're a Social Misfit (like me)

Have you ever felt like you didn't belong in the society you live in? Like you're way too awesome for normal stuff? Have you got the maturity of a 5-year-old? Do you prefer Smosh to your boyfriend/girlfriend's relentless chatter? Do you like Nutella a bit too much? Do you write with your left hand? Do you pee too much?

If any of your answers is yes, then it means you are an effing weirdo. Yes, EVEN if you are only a leftie. You are supposed to use your right hand, OKAY? Otherwise, it is simply not acceptable! God, some people just refuse to understand. Oh and you're gay? Might as well make a hut in the woods and settle down.

Right. If you're going to be a nutcase, might as well be bold about it. Haven't you heard of 'crazy is the new cool'? What's that? You're single? STILL? Just get some frozen yoghurt and your copy of Bridgette Jones (the first part, not the third, which sucked..), curl up in your bed, and NEVER come out again.

Society loves its rules. Loves its order. Adores its 'normalcy'. And if you're even slightly different, people might just try and stamp it out of you. It doesn't matter if you've got a body full of tattoos or piercings, or a head full of blue hair, or if you like Keeping Up with the Kardashians too much, all we have to be is a good human being. A being without fear, without hate, without judgement, with strength and belief. That is not very difficult, is it?

More next time, you lovely muffins. 

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