Are you a guy, reasonably attractive, reasonably tall and reasonably funny, yet unreasonably SINGLE? There must be a few fundamental things you might be getting wrong. Read on to find out more about this secret turn-off factor which might be causing your pheromones to misfire:
1. Personal hygiene. I cannot stress how important this is. Men, PLEASE, take a bath. Wash your hair, and rule numero uno: Thou Shalt Scrub Thy Neck.
a) Check your nails. Make sure the girl doesn't mistake you for a professional gardener who spends all his time digging up soil...with his hands.
b) Check your teeth. You might be making a pretty good impression but as soon as you reveal your yellow, crusty incisors, you might cause her to run away from you screaming. A gleaming smile always helps.
c) Check your smell. If you smell good, you are automatically elevated to the 'Eligible for Mating' stratum in the female's mind.
2. Make her laugh! If you're funny, you are almost, almost Jim Carrey to the girl. It is just SO appealing.
3. Don't be a dumbass when it comes to clothing. The title is self-explanatory. If you've go to hide a bit of flab, do not wear that tight tee that spells out 'Sexiest Man Alive' as it stretches over your man boobs.
4. Flowers. Flowers work like a charm. Bring it out quietly from behind your back and murmur, 'I brought you flowers.' You will be able to observe her melting.
5. Ask her things about herself. Don't be that douchebag who can't stop talking about his highest score in GTA V or whateverr. So not interested.
6. Be a gentleman. And if you haven't ever heard of that word before, Google it, bastard.
See Flynn right here? He is... sigh.
There are so many more things that one can add to this list, but then we haven't got all eternity, have we?
That is it for now! Thank you for reading this utter crap. Chop-chop!
1. Personal hygiene. I cannot stress how important this is. Men, PLEASE, take a bath. Wash your hair, and rule numero uno: Thou Shalt Scrub Thy Neck.
a) Check your nails. Make sure the girl doesn't mistake you for a professional gardener who spends all his time digging up soil...with his hands.
b) Check your teeth. You might be making a pretty good impression but as soon as you reveal your yellow, crusty incisors, you might cause her to run away from you screaming. A gleaming smile always helps.
c) Check your smell. If you smell good, you are automatically elevated to the 'Eligible for Mating' stratum in the female's mind.
2. Make her laugh! If you're funny, you are almost, almost Jim Carrey to the girl. It is just SO appealing.
3. Don't be a dumbass when it comes to clothing. The title is self-explanatory. If you've go to hide a bit of flab, do not wear that tight tee that spells out 'Sexiest Man Alive' as it stretches over your man boobs.
4. Flowers. Flowers work like a charm. Bring it out quietly from behind your back and murmur, 'I brought you flowers.' You will be able to observe her melting.
5. Ask her things about herself. Don't be that douchebag who can't stop talking about his highest score in GTA V or whateverr. So not interested.
6. Be a gentleman. And if you haven't ever heard of that word before, Google it, bastard.
See Flynn right here? He is... sigh.
There are so many more things that one can add to this list, but then we haven't got all eternity, have we?
That is it for now! Thank you for reading this utter crap. Chop-chop!
This is one of the greatest posts on the subject! And, as it appears, other than the flower factor, each quality in demand is somewhat in my favour! Cool! I'm gonna have a nice college life! :D
ReplyDeleteThank you! That's some heavy praise. You will, I'm sure of it. :)
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